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You've all heard the argument FOR bicycle-commuting. The usual 'it's environmentally friendly,' and 'you'll be healthy!!' Well, here are ten reasons that I think you SHOULDN'T take that commute to work via two wheels;
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1. You'll die. Seriously dude, you're gonna die.
2. Riding a bike to work helps maintain a certain level of fitness, so it's a lot like going to the gym. No one likes going to the gym.
3. You'll get sweaty and gross. You may not know this, but the average change of clothes and a stick of deodorant weigh roughly 45-50 lbs. Who wants to lug that around?
4. The road is for cars. I know you're going to say 'but Jesse, modern roads wouldn't EXIST, were it not for the bicycle!', and you'd be a jerk for saying so. A Jerk.
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5. Big Bicycle (a monopoly, really) is brainwashing you. Stop drinking the Kool-Aid!
6. Everyone's faster than you. They are going to pass you, and laugh at you. You'll be ashamed, and fall into a deep depression. Really, if while riding to work you can't even keep up with your carbon fiber equipped lycra-clad brothers and sisters, what good even are you?
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7. People will think you're part of Critical Mass.
8. Once, while trying to ride to work, someone yelled 'hey, get off the road! you belong on the sidewalk!' When I moved to the sidewalk, a pedestrian yelled 'HEY! get off the sidewalk! You belong in the road!' You see the conundrum.
9. In the movie Independence Day, Jeff Goldblum rides a bike everywhere, and ends up having to use Mac OS 7.3.5 (Classic!) to stop an alien invasion. What if this happens to you now? You can't even BUY a computer with Mac OS 7.3.5! You'll have doomed the whole of the human race. That's a HUGE responsibility, and frankly my friend, you aren't up for it.
10. You may start riding a recumbent bicycle, and grow a dorky beard/ponytail/fanny pack.
Today's News On One Page
February 1st, 2000
[4:40 PM] Apple To Be Traded In European Stock Market by Wes George The Easdaq, the European equivalent to the Nasdaq, added five more US high technology stocks--including Apple computer Inc--to its growing list of American companies that trade on its board. According to a report from CBS Market Watch:
For other stories regarding Apple's stock activity, visit our Apple Stock Watch Special Report. The Mac Observer Spin: The European exchanges are still in an unsettled rapid growth phase since the event of the European Union. It's an important step for Apple to become listed early in order to project the company's market leader profile into what is one of the fastest growing equity markets in the world. Dreadstar: the quest for revenge mac os. |
[4:00 PM] Apple Stock Watch: An Interest Rate Hike Rally? Go Figure. Apple Dips Anyway by Wes George The stock markets climbed a wall of inflation fears signaling to traders that a quartile interest rate increase expected from the Fed tomorrow afternoon is fully priced into the market. They say the market is never wrong, but it certainly does sometime defy conventional wisdom. James Bianco, of Bianco Research, appearing on CNBC placed the odds on an interest rate hike at 100%, with a 67% chance for a 25 basis point hike and a 33% chance of a 50 basis point bump. The US economy officially entered a historical twilight zone as the current economic expansion continued into its 107 month, crushing every record going back to the halcyon days of capitalism in the 1850's. Running parallel to the economy is the stock market, which is experiencing its single greatest expansion in history too. The second longest growth period lasted 106 months in the 1960s. Third longest was in the 1980's at 92 months. Economists point out that the expansions are historically growing in length, while recessions separating periods of expansion declined in length dramatically in the second half on the 20th century. Most economists concur: The strong economy will continue thanks to the unprecedented productivity growth due to innovations in communication and digital technologies. Historian John Steel Gordon, who believes technology will continue to drive the economy forward, exclaimed on CNBC, 'the computer is the most fundamental technology since the steam engine.' Apple sagged 3 1/2 or 3.37% to close at 100 1/4 on light volume. There was just no buying pressure on AAPL after yesterday's roller coaster $10 price range and high volume exhausted demand. Today, profit taking took control once more. If it's any consolation, computer hardware stocks were soft all day. Apple's Fiscal first quarterly report was posted at EDGAR Online this morning. The bottom line: Apple's total assets increased from $5.161 billion in September to 7.586 billion in January due largely to Apple's savvy equity investment in Akamai and ARM Holdings. Monster face mac os. Other highlights from the report: inventories declined and long term debt remained flat at $300 million from a quarter earlier, while total shareholders' equity (total asset minus total liabilities) soared to $4.4 billion from $3.1 billion last quarter. The Nasdaq climbed 111 points (2.83%) to close at 4051 with 1.4 billion shared traded. Internet stocks led the way higher today. The Nasdaq traded an average of 1.6 billion shares a day in January up over 20% from December. The Dow gained 100 points (0.92%) to close at 11041, on volume of 978 million shares traded. Financial and retail stocks led the way higher. The S&P 500 climbed 14.82 points (1.06%) to close at 1409.28. The bellwether 30-year US Treasury bond traded up 26/32 to 96 1/32, pushing the yield down to 6.42% from 6.48% on Monday. Many investors are turning to the intermediate bonds which they believe are tracking the volatile stock markets closer than long bond so far this year. In Apple related businesses, Akamai lost 10 dollars to close at 239, Adobe gained 13/16 to close at 55 7/8. Earthlink, Apple's new Internet partner, traded up 1/2 to 43 1/4. Motorola gained 7/8 to close at 136 7/8, while IBM sagged 2 7/16 to close at 109 13/16. Apple's competitors: Compaq gained 11/16 to close at 28 3/16. Dell climbed 1/2 to 38 15/16. Gateway slipped 1 7/16 to end at 59 3/4. Hewlett Packard gave back 2 7/16 to close at 105 13/16. Intel shares climbed 2 1/2 dollars to close at 101 7/16. Shares of Microsoft were up 5 dollars to close at 102 15/16. In other market news: The NAPM composite index derived from a survey of corporate purchasing executives, was at 56.3 in January as expected by economists. The December reading was revised up to 56.8 from 55.5. A reading above 50 indicates economic expansion, while a reading below 50 indicates contraction. From the Wall Street Journal, 'Though the index fell slightly, the NAPM report showed a troublesome jump in the prices of raw materials, with the prices-paid subindex soaring to 72.6 from a revised 68.3 the month before. The latest reading was the highest since April 1995, when the price index hit 74.5.' Increases in productivity due to high tech capital improvement have allowed corporations to offset the higher prices of raw materials, but economists worry that eventually some of the cost will have to be passed along to consumers in the form of price inflation. Others claim that the super competitive pricing environment engendered by the Internet will limit any consumer price hikes. For full quotes on all the companies mentioned in this article, we have assembled this set of quotes at Yahoo! for your reference. We also have many of these same quotes reported live (20 minute delay) on our home page. For other stories regarding Apple's stock activity, visit our Apple Stock Watch Special Report. |
[2:30 PM] CompUSA Sales Lower, Margins Higher, Losses Better by Staff CompUSA reported lower sales for the last quarter of 1999, the company's 2nd fiscal quarter of 2000. The company had gross sales of US$1.38 billion, down from US$1.75 billion a year ago. Despite the lower sales, the company reported a less than expected loss of US$2 million, or US$.02 per share. The consensus call for the company had been a loss of US$.05 per share. CompUSA is the home of the Apple Store-within-a-Store. The company has already agreed to be purchased by Mexican retailer Grupo Sanborns for US$10.10 per share. The company's stock is currently trading higher at 9 3/4, higher by 1/16. CompUSA is in the middle of a mandatory quiet period in relation to their buyout by Grupo Sanborns. The Mac Observer Spin: CompUSA has been somewhat reticent to disclose their Apple related sales for much of the last year. Shortly after the company launched their Store-within-a-Store plan, Apple related sales increased to 14% of total sales. Since then, mum has been the word. Apple's outstanding 1st fiscal quarter (calendar 4th quarter, and the same quarter being announced by CompUSA at this time), as well as the PC Data stats that give Apple 10% of retail market share would hint that CompUSA has benefited as well. The company has also been able to increase their gross margins during the quarter. This is a feat indeed, considering the fact that the margins on their products are razor thin and not known for increasing. According to a Reuters report:
That is an interesting choice of words considering that Apple has the highest margins in the industry. These increased margins also contributed to the company's less than expected losses. It will be interesting to see how or whether the buyout by Grupo Sanborns will affect the company's relationship with Apple. We don't imagine that it will have a negative impact at all. |
[Updated 3:00 PM] New Patents & Trademarks Offer Peek Into Apple by Staff Apple is obviously always working hard, but occasionally something happens that lets the outside world know about it. Patents and trademarks are two such areas and Eric Pollitt has been prowling the US Patent and Trademark virtual offices and came up with some interesting developments. According to the US Patent and Trademark server, Apple has recently been granted 2 new patents and a trademark. The first, and perhaps most interesting, is registration of the name AirSurf. Apple has registered AirSurf/Air Surf, and with recent speculation about iPhone, one gets a sense that Apple might have something brewing. AirPort, although receiving mixed reviews, has been a hit. With an Apple branded handheld seemingly inevitable, AirSurf may tie into wireless browsing, a la the Palm VII. The trademark information as uncovered by Mr. Pollitt:
On the trademark side, Apple has been granted a trademark for 'The ornamental design for a modal window for a computer display screen, as shown and described.' This could very well be in relation to technology behind the new Aqua interface in Mac OS X, though it could also hint at some other future development. The patent information as uncovered by Mr. Pollitt:
Apple has also been granted a patent for the round USB mouse that has been shipping with iMacs and PowerMac G3s (Blue & White) and G4s for the last year. You can see it at IBM's patent site. Thanks to those Observers who have written in to help us with this. The patent information as uncovered by Mr. Pollitt:
The Mac Observer Spin: It is extremely likely that the patents are in reference to existing technologies or at least announced technologies. https://coolyfiles561.weebly.com/how-do-i-turn-off-remote-control-on-macbook.html. The trademark might hint at a future product. According to Observer Eric Pollitt, whom we thank for bringing this information to our attention, patents and trademarks can not be registered on a whim.
Stay tuned for more information, and congratulations to Apple for the new patents! Thanks to the many Observers who wrote in about this story. |
[12:00 PM] iMac On Oprah: You Can't Buy Exposure Like This by Staff For those day time talk show fans among us, yesterday's Oprah Winfrey show was quite a treat. One of Oprah's guests was apparently in live with her new iMac DV. A large segment of the show was dedicated to showing the features of the new iMac, and how simple iMovie was to use. Oprah and the studio audience seemed very impressed, and with good reason. Thanks to Observer Stan for bringing this to our attention. The Mac Observer Spin: The popular media roller coaster that Apple is on took a turn for the positive yesterday with, arguably, the most popular talk show host in America spending time extolling the virtues of the iMac DV. Oprah's target audience, the 'common' consumer,' is the exact crowd that Apple hopes to wow with iMovie, the self proclaimed 'Next Big Thing.' Despite some obvious oversights by the popular press (see yesterday's story about the CNN.com site), more and more Apple is getting a fair shake, and some great advertising from sources like the Oprah Winfrey Show and The Wall Street Journal. Things continue to look up for our favorite computer company. Most importantly, a company just can't buy exposure like this. Having the iMac featured like it was on Oprah will sell more iMac DVs for Apple than a whole slew of commercials with Jeff Goldblum and a bunch of kids jumping on a bed. Not that those commercials are bad, it is just that many fans of America's talk shows are looking to be guided in the first place. |
[12:00 PM] PowerMail Beta Release Brings Lots Of Bug Fixes by Staff CTM Development has released a public beta of the heavy duty e-mail client, PowerMail. Version 3.0b3 has been released, and addresses a number of stability issues found in previous versions. According to CTM Development:
You can find more information, download links, and a full list of changes in the latest version at the CTM Development web site. |
[12:00 PM] Another TextSOAP Updates Continues Internet Cleaning by Staff Unmarked Software has released a public beta of the text 'cleaning' application, textSOAP. Version 2.6b3 fixes several problems present in the previous release. According to Unmarked Software:
This time limited beta release is available for free. You can find more information at the Unmarked Software web site. |
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[Editorial]Apple Canada: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly by Oliver Dueck |
[Column]On The Flip Side - Will Mac OS X Run Well On A G3? |
[6:00 AM] Chat With The President Of A MUG by Staff This week's World Without Borders Mac web chat is going to feature Chuck Joiner, President of the Hershey Apple Core Group. The Hershey Apple Core Group, is among the longest running Mac User Groups in the country. According to World Without Borders:
The chat with Mr. Joiner will take place on February 1, 2000 at 6:00 PM PST (9:00 PM EST). You can visit the World Without Borders web site for more information. |
[6:00 AM] Online Photo Sharing Service Comes To The Mac by Staff Club Photo has announced a public beta release of their Mac service. Club Photo is an online service for sharing photographs. According to ClubPhoto:
The company has not yet added information specific to Mac users to their web site, but we are expecting it sometime today. |
[6:00 AM] Take A Break 2.1 With Update To Ergonomic Helper by Staff Frank Reiff has released a major update to MacBreakZ!, his app that helps keep working on your Mac as ergonomic as possible. The new version, 2.1, contains all manner of improvements. According to Frank Reiff:
You can find more information on the product at the MacBreakZ! web site. The update is free to registered users, while the full version is priced at US$25. |